HOLY MOTHER OF GOD.
Hope, add this to our list
I was literally thinking like “Sandy reblogged this? We’ll definitely be making that…”
a venn diagram of the things george washington said not to do and the things america did would be a circle
#washington sitting in the afterlife screaming ‘TWO THINGS AMERICA. I SAID TWO FUCKING THINGS. #ISOLATIONISM. #NO POLITICAL PARTIES. #DID I FUCKING STUTTER #DID I STUTTER MY ENTIRE FAREWELL ADDRESS #GOD DAMN LINCOLN NEVER HAD TO PUT UP WITH THIS SHIT [via thecapn]